out of control

seriously, people, i'm sitting here, trying to write a few emails, minding my own business... i look up, HUGE-ASS spider on my wall. like, seriously, HUGE-ASS. i know i'm somewhat prone to exaggeration when it comes to these things, but with a spider this huge on your wall, there's no NEED for exaggeration.

someone must be trying to kill me. there's no other explanation. spiders this big do not just happen!!!!